What a Freakshow!

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:00:00 -0400

WOW...Went shopping at Wal*Mart today for the first time in a long ass time. Holy Shit! What a collection of sideshow freaks and retards. There shoulda been a big row of little yellow buses parked out front! Fat chicks looking like the just rolled (literally) out of bed. Hair all jacked up, clothes looking like they just pulled them out of the hamper, wearing flipflops and sweatpants dragging along some nastyass looking kids who hadn't seen a bathtub in months. I haven't heard so many fake southern accents in my life. It was like trailer park Hell. Holy God! Then ya got the fine selection of employees. Half asleep, window licking mouth breathers that seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that they are actually out in public. The funny thing is watching their so called management team. These are the kings and queens of the assembled team of losers. They're all running around trying to keep these fuckheads in check. Like the blind leading the retarded. I just sat back watching and wondering. It was quite entertaining actually. I'm guessin' they have some pretty loose hiring guidelines. I would bet that even if ya didn't know which end of the pencil to write with, you could still score a job at WallyWorld. So if ya ever think your life sucks just go hang out at Wal*Mart for a few. You will see the biggest collection of losers and lowlifes all gathered up in one spot for ya. Be careful tho..if you look too retarded they might offer you a job.

Same sex marriage

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:07:12 -0500

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

With all the recent bullshit flying around about gay marriage bans in the elections I thought I would run off at the yap about it. My personal feelings are who gives a shit. If you are against same sex marriage then don?t marry the same sex. I?m sure folks have their reasons for wanting to ban it but I really don?t give a shit. If two hot chicks wanna get married then I say go for it. Just send me pics of the honeymoon festivities! If two guys wanna get hitched, go for it?.just keep the pics to yourself! Why the fuck to people even care? It?s not like two girls getting married will raise your house payment or lower your paycheck. So what the fuck. Maybe them folks don?t like the idea of what would be going on in the bedroom? I would bet nothing different than what goes on in "conventional" bedrooms. People freaking out over the whole (notice I didn?t use HOLE) anal sex thing with the guys? Sure not for everyone?.but I have definitely nailed my share of women in the pooper. So what. These are the same guys who don?t want guys blowing each other but will pay some hooker to suck them off in a parking lot. I just don?t get it. Maybe its because of their spiritual outlook on things, maybe its because it offends their morals, maybe they are afraid their kids will turn gay? Who fucking cares. What makes them think that they are any better? How does this really affect them? I have quite a few friends that are full on lesbians. They are some of the best people I have been around. Not just because we all like pussy but because of their personalities. Non judgmental, hard working, good people. Fuck you if you don?t like it. I don?t know a whole lot of gay guys. I think they try to stay a bit low profile. But I do know some and have no issues with their lifestyle. I have heard the stereotype that gay guys are sex fiends and are out to get laid all the time. Sexual perverts. So what. If I didn?t love my wife so much or if I were single I would be out hunting pussy everyday. Every-fuckin-day. But fortunately I don?t have to worry about that. Wifey is bisexual and she hunts them down for me! SO live and let live. Don?t worry about what other people are doing. Unless it affects your wallet or your household it?s none of your fucking business. Now to answer the question I know is floating around in the back of your mind. Am I pro gay? Nope. Am I anti gay? Nope. I don?t give a rats fat ass either way. Why the fuck does anyone else?

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