WARNING!!!!?
I TELL SOME FUCKING RANK AND SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE JOKES AND THATS WHAT MAKES THEM FUNNY AS SHIT.
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM SENSITIVE TYPE NANCY BOYS YOU BEST RUN FOR COVER NOW.
I MEAN IT. I DON'T WANNA HEAR FROM YOU BEACUSE I FUCKED UP YOUR DELICATE SENSE OF MORALITY.
THEY'RE JUST FUCKIN' JOKES. DEAL WITH IT OR HIT THE ROAD-PUSSY.
I'M NOT FORCING YOU TO READ THEM.
Whats the best thing about a 5 year old girl? You can roll her over a pretend shes a 5 year old boy!
How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice? Pull your bloody dick out of her and wipe it on her favorite teddybear!
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat!
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12!
What do a gynocologist and a pizza driver have in common? They both get to smell it all day but don't get to eat it!
A man is slipping in and out of a coma laying in a hospital bed. When he comes to, his wife is there. He says to her.."Every time I slipped back into the coma, you were there with me. When I lost my job, you were there with me. When we lost the house, you were ther with me. When my mother died, you were there with me" She smiled at him and said" Yes dear, I have been with you the whole time." He replied " Why don't you get the fuck outta here...you're bad luck!"
TO BE CONTINUED......................